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Kinky Questions, go go go.

• Yo: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
• Yo: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
• Yo: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
• Yo: Something that never fails to make you horny:
• Yo: Where is one place you would never have sex:
• Yo: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
• Yo: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
• Yo: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
• Yo: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
• Yo: Top or bottom?
• Yo: We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
• Yo: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
• Yo: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
• Yo: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
• Yo: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
• Yo: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
• Yo: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
• Yo: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
• Yo: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
• Yo: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
• Yo: How big is too big:
• Yo: One sexual thing you would never do:
• Yo: Biggest turn on:
• Yo: Three spots that drive you insane:
• Yo: Worst possible time to get horny:
• Yo: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
• Yo: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
• Yo: How much fapping is too much fapping:
• Yo: Best sexual compliment you ever got:
• Yo: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
• Yo: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
• Yo: Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
• Yo: What your favorite part of your body:
• Yo: Favorite foreplay activities:
• Yo: Love (>,36: What do you wear to bed?
• Yo: When was the first time you masturbated:
• Yo: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
• Yo: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
• Yo: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
• Yo: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
• Yo: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
• Yo: Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
• Yo: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
• Yo: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
• Yo: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
• Yo: Most attractive celebrity?
• Yo: Do you watch queer porn? why/why not?
• Yo: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
• Yo: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
• Yo: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
• Yo: Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
• Yo: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
• Yo: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
• Yo: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
• Yo: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
• Yo: Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
• Yo: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
• Yo: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
• Yo: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
• Yo: Would you rather be a porn star or a prostitute?
• Yo: Do you watch porn?
• Yo: How small is too small?
• Yo: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
• Yo: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
• Yo: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
• Yo: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
• Yo: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
• Yo: If you could give yourself head, would you?
• Yo: Booty or Boobs?
• Yo: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
• Yo: Have you ever been on an official date?
• Yo: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
• Yo: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
• Yo: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
• Yo: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
• Yo: What was your reaction the first time you saw genitalia?
• Yo: If you had a penis for a day, what are five things you would do?